>A Catholic Heart Attack
>
> A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart
>bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
>care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
>
> As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how
>he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health
>insurance.
>
> He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
>
> The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
>
> He replied, "No money in the bank.."
>
> The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
>
> He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
>
> The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
>spinsters -Nuns are married to God."
>
> The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
>