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Thread: I can't count
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14th October 2006, 11:17 AM #1
I can't count
Why is it when i push 100 on the microwave timer, and press start, I only get 60 seconds? :confused: :confused:
Why is it so??100% of all non-smokers die
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14th October 2006, 11:26 AM #2
Because when you press 100 you are actually pressing 1 hour and 00 seconds.
macca
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14th October 2006, 11:27 AM #3
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14th October 2006, 11:45 AM #4
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15th October 2006, 04:16 PM #5rrich Guest
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16th October 2006, 10:10 AM #6
Actually, when I press 1:00 on mine, I get 59. Have I been ripped off?
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16th October 2006, 10:50 AM #7
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16th October 2006, 11:22 AM #8If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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16th October 2006, 12:49 PM #9
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16th October 2006, 05:55 PM #10savage(Eric)
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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16th October 2006, 06:06 PM #11If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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16th October 2006, 06:10 PM #12
Yeah but will we be paid a tenner only? 'Cos that would really suck!!
PeteIf you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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16th October 2006, 10:18 PM #13
So 90 degrees will no longer be a right angle, what is a metric right angle???
25-50 or 100Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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16th October 2006, 10:38 PM #14
100... and they're called gron, grades or gradians!
Brought to you courtesy of the same wankers who invented the metric system: the frog eaters.
- Andy Mc
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17th October 2006, 12:02 AM #15
Iain So 90 degrees will no longer be a right angle, what is a metric right angle???
25-50 or 100
Iain, I think that 100 = 180; 50 = 90; 25 = 45, etc....
Gumby I didn't think that was coming until until 2008 when we move to metric time and have 10 hours in a day. 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a month and 10 months in a year.
Gumby, I heard it was 2010, because they are afraid it may cause a problem setting the clocks New Years eve!... Unless they start making wrist watchs now in 2010 we may all be carrying a microwave strapped to our wrist's just incase someone ask's us "Excuse me!, have you got the correct time?..". to which you tell them the correct time, and they say "damd!, my microwave must be slow, again!"savage(Eric)
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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