Indian myna birds,

[Eddie Jones]

If they are Mynah birds, they will have little lights on top of their heads. Soooo.... why not just take the globes out, then they won't be able to find your place........

[Flowboy]

Following on from Eddie,
Put a cage in the backyard with a facade of a mine tunnel in front of it and a sign saying;

"Mynahs Wanted, must have experience in a large Bank or Telecommunications Call Centre." (This will allow the noisy mynahs to twig and escape.)
When the cage is full ship the birds back to India as illegal immigrants. Maybe you could save the legs for Wongo.

[aussiecolector]

Are telescopic sights on a 12 gauge illegal?

No thats legal

[Doughboy]

Blinkin' Indian Mynah birds... I s'pose they did have a good use while I was growing up.

TARGET PRACTICE

High powered slug gun and lots of patience.. I faired ok

Pete

[Groggy]

... does anyone have asurefire bait for bloody cats so I can entice the itlle furry darlings into my pussy relocating equipment?????

Yep, Indian Mynah Birds

[aussiecolector]

Not trying to hijack the forum, around here Indian Mynahs are a bit rare.... solution 22 sorted them out in our garden.... but bloody feral moggies aren't so does anyone have asurefire bait for bloody cats so I can entice the itlle furry darlings into my pussy relocating equipment?????

Fruit fly spray or any other good insectacid on something tasty. But be careful you dont kill yourself.

[Doughboy]

I neither like nor hate cats but I do know that panadol crushed up in milk will kill 'em deader than dead. But if you want to discourage them from entering your yard then go buy some nice expensive cat food and lace (ie soak it in tabasco sauce) let the blighters have a good tummy full and I promise you you will never see them again.

But if you have your own cats be careful they dont have any cos it really does do nasty things to their tummys and bums!!

Pete

[Buzza]

's.p://www.abirdshome.com/pm/spartrap.htm

These are good sparrow traps, and can catch other types of birds as well, alive and safe. If another bird type is caught, it can be used for a short while to lure the aggresive Mynah's to hunt that bird away. I had a similar trap that worked well back in the 1950's.

Good challenge for the woodworkers as well.