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    Why is it when i push 100 on the microwave timer, and press start, I only get 60 seconds? :confused: :confused:
    Why is it so??
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    Because when you press 100 you are actually pressing 1 hour and 00 seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred.n View Post
    Why is it when i push 100 on the microwave timer, and press start, I only get 60 seconds? :confused: :confused:
    Why is it so??
    I think that its actually 1:00, one minute rather than 100.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred.n View Post
    Why is it when i push 100 on the microwave timer, and press start, I only get 60 seconds? :confused: :confused:
    Why is it so??
    That's because you are using an imperial microwave. Buy a new metric one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by javali View Post
    That's because you are using an imperial microwave. Buy a new metric one.
    ROTFLMAO!

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    Actually, when I press 1:00 on mine, I get 59. Have I been ripped off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC View Post
    Actually, when I press 1:00 on mine, I get 59. Have I been ripped off?
    No - that's your discount.
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    Quote Originally Posted by javali View Post
    That's because you are using an imperial microwave. Buy a new metric one.
    No, don't buy a metric one ! We made that mistake here and they are only good for cooking food per gram or KG. They won't cook a 4lb chook for instance, only a 1.5kg chook.

    I think they are coming out with one soon which will do both but it could be price prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby View Post
    but it could be price prohibitive.
    £6.10.7 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred.n View Post
    Why is it when i push 100 on the microwave timer, and press start, I only get 60 seconds? :confused: :confused:
    Why is it so??
    60 seconds is the "old measure", 100 is the new decimal minute, it goes along with military time 00:00 - 24:00 all to do with 10 as the common denominator. Or something like that, anyway that's what the bloke at the appliance store said when I went in and bought one!....
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    Quote Originally Posted by savage View Post
    60 seconds is the "old measure", 100 is the new decimal minute, it goes along with military time 00:00 - 24:00 all to do with 10 as the common denominator. Or something like that, anyway that's what the bloke at the appliance store said when I went in and bought one!....
    I didn't think that was coming until until 2008 when we move to metric time and have 10 hours in a day. 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a month and 10 months in a year. :confused:
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    Yeah but will we be paid a tenner only? 'Cos that would really suck!!

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    So 90 degrees will no longer be a right angle, what is a metric right angle???
    25-50 or 100
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    So 90 degrees will no longer be a right angle, what is a metric right angle???
    25-50 or 100
    100... and they're called gron, grades or gradians!

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    Iain So 90 degrees will no longer be a right angle, what is a metric right angle???
    25-50 or 100

    Iain, I think that 100 = 180; 50 = 90; 25 = 45, etc....

    Gumby I didn't think that was coming until until 2008 when we move to metric time and have 10 hours in a day. 10 days in a week, 10 weeks in a month and 10 months in a year.

    Gumby, I heard it was 2010, because they are afraid it may cause a problem setting the clocks New Years eve!... Unless they start making wrist watchs now in 2010 we may all be carrying a microwave strapped to our wrist's just incase someone ask's us "Excuse me!, have you got the correct time?..". to which you tell them the correct time, and they say "damd!, my microwave must be slow, again!"
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