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13th October 2006, 06:46 PM #1
Fortune Teller
A woman goes to visit a fortune-teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering
into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt -Prepare yourself
to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this
year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortuneteller's lined face, then
at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her
question:
"Will I be found guilty?"If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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