You know your old when

[bennylaird]

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,
" Surely I Can't Look That Old?"

Well... You'll Love This One !

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same
Name.

He Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The
Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm ... Or Could He ???

After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park
High School "yes. Yes, I Did. He Gleamed With Pride".

#" When Did You Graduate ?" I Asked. He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You
Ask ?"

#"you Were In My Class !" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely.

Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch Asked,

" What Did You Teach ?"

[Stuart]

Love the twist

But what are you doing Benny - getting crushes on your dentist?