THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

[DPB]

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6 Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
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Well done!Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!!!

[Toolin Around]

They need that sign in urinals here. I've suffered from stray splash back a few times here.

[scooter]

Good work, Don.

[fred.n]

Nice call Don
like it....like it alot

[Stuart]

Heh - good one Don - will have to put one up at the urinal at work!

Sorry you missed the BBQ - think you had other commitments - perhaps next time.

[Cliff Rogers]

Off course. {groan}