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  1. #1
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    Default Catholic Parrots

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
    moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
    Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
    cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to
    pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

    "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

    After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    There was stunned silence.

    Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."

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    Just goes to show that polly wants more then just a cracker....
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluegum View Post
    Just goes to show that polly wants more then just a cracker....
    Polly is the cracker!

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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    More like Polly wants a pecker.
    - Wood Borer

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    Q. What does a 40 foot parrot say?

    A. "Polly want a cracker.....Right bloody now!"

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    What does a 200 kg mouse say?????




    Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...............

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