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  1. 13th September 2006, 06:27 PM #1
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    Default Mr. Flintoff is on his way.

    Advance warning, Mr. Flintoff is on his way so a visit to the pharmacy for a stock up on valium or any other anti depressant might be adviseable


    Edit of above thread!!!!!!!


    Advance warning, Mr. Flintoff is on his way so you should make a visit to the pharmacy for a stock up on valium or any other anti depressant might be adviseable
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Have a safe trip!

    Why? :confused:
    He is only going to the chemist? :confused:

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    Two most common phrases in an English derssing room.

    "Anyone seen Gower and Gatting?"

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    I might suggest that while Flintof is at the chemist he purchase some viagra to suck on ...he will need a stiff upper lip after this series whirewash
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    Why? He is only going to the chemist?
    I'm wearing my most confusedest look :confused::confused::confused:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    I'm wearing my most confusedest look :confused::confused::confused:
    Mr. Flintoff is on his way so a visit to the pharmacy for a stock up on valium

    Get it, huh, huh, huh.

    Awhh never mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    Mr. Flintoff is on his way so a visit to the pharmacy for a stock up on valium

    Get it, huh, huh, huh.

    Awhh never mind.

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    Lend them Hayden ?
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    I think I ought to book an evening class course on English Grammar when in Oz. to avoid these gramatical faux pas or whatever they are called.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    when in Oz.
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    His mates call him "lucky"!!

    Oh, BTW jow, this is the first time I've ever seen a cricket team send in a nightwatchman for a whole test series! Nice one Freddy!

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    Well bitingmidge, Freddie has obviously heard of the prowess my wife and I have with the television switch if you are referring to me as the nightwatchman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge View Post
    :Oh, BTW jow, this is the first time I've ever seen a cricket team send in a nightwatchman for a whole test series!
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    No chance of headlines like this for the Ashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    Well bitingmidge, Freddie has obviously heard of the prowess my wife and I have with the television switch if you are referring to me as the nightwatchman.
    Jow, Are you coming over for the tour if so I'll see you at the first test in Brisbane with the other 20,000 poms that will be there.

    I think we owe it to our Aussie born mates to teach them how to sing a song that doesn't end in oi oi oi.....

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