An Englishman goes into Crown Sports Bar to watch the England France Rugby
game on the big screen. He has with him a miniature Dachshund with an
English flag painted on its side. The Sports Bar manager approaches the
Englishman and says "I'm sorry sir but no dogs allowed in the bar".

The Englishman says "its OK, he's very well trained, he's only small and
he does tricks....the punters will love him". The Barman says OK, but I
want you to sit him on the end of the bar where I can see him.

The dog sits dead still, focussed on the big screen. 10 minutes into the
game Jonny Wilkinson steps up and slots his first drop goal. The crowd
goes up and the Dachshund flies down the bar, high fives everyone and moon
walks
back to his spot amidst rapturous applause.

"That's fantastic" says the barman, "what does he do if they score a try?"

"Oh I don't know" says the Englishman, "I've only had him three years".

**just saw this in another thread - sorry