"Dear Diary,

[Cliff Rogers]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument."

[Felder]

Is there an echo in here?

[Cliff Rogers]

Fixed now.

[Stuart]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument."

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument."

Double pane windows : double pain post

[Cliff Rogers]

I 'spose I could have left it for you to fix.

[Felder]

Fixed now.

Well I'm glad Stuart captured it, otherwise I would just look stupid..............er.

[bennylaird]

Come now chaps, this is bandwidth we will never recover you realise?

[Cliff Rogers]

Come now chaps, this is bandwidth we will never recover you realise?

Buzz off Benny, you'll get my thread deleted. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[bennylaird]

Bl--dy Wowser Cliff:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Cliff Rogers]

Yeah well, some people don't have your sense of humour Benny ('cos you can't give it away ) & this is the jokes forum so you are supposed to try to be funny.

[Groggy]

Bl--dy Wowser Cliff:mad: :mad: :mad:

Psst benny, lookit the smiley in the header of Cliff's post...

Sheesh, long week guys?

[bennylaird]

Nah that Cliff is one mean guy, he's always teasing me

[Groggy]

Nah that Cliff is one mean guy, he's always teasing me

Yeah, but other than the teasing and wowsing over the price of bananas he's not so bad .

[Cliff Rogers]

...... he's always teasing me

Or trying to get you in the poop for misbehaving.

[bennylaird]

Me misbehave? I'm just misunderstood.