Where do ya wanna DIE?

[Eddie Jones]

I just wana live long enuff to be recognised by all and sundry as a bluddy great woodworker.

Which means I will probably live forever.

(sob)

It's sad really.

[HappyHammer]

In my sleep at 101.

HH.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When (if) I finally do go, I don't want a funeral or cremation; I simply want my body to be slipped into an aircon duct in Guvmint House.

So I could finally give them barstewards a small taste of what they've put me through for years... :mad:

[Gra]

I want to live forever

So far So Good.....

[Christopha]

I don’t know when and how but I want to buy a domino before that happens.

Scooter me old china plate..... why do you want to play dominoes while you Cark it???

[sarrge2001]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.........

[Clinton1]

don't care, too late then to worry about it.

[Daddles]

Death?
I want my kids to be happy and settled enough in their lives to not need the worrying hand of Dad.
I want my debts to be less than the pittance that is the deemed value of my goods.
I want my writings to have affected the thoughts and maybe lives of at least some people.
I want my last dog to have died comfortably and without pain.
My last siamese cat can go jump seeing that's how he treated me in life.

All the messy, technical details involved in getting me to shut up I leave to fate, who has proven over the millenia to be remarkably good at this sort of thing. Just don't let me die when Death is having a holiday (yes, I read and love Terry Pratchett)

Richard

[Daddles]

hey, this Sarrge2001 bloke is good. And, of course, he's from Adelaide. Well done mate. Wish I'd thought of it.

Richard
ps, you may not know about reputation points but if you check your 'user CP' ...

[Dean]

In an elevator, with the up button pushed

[rrich]

Quietly, in my sleep and all those left behind saying that I had a full life. UNTIL they realized that I died broke.