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  1. #1
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    Default We can send a man to the moon but why cant we .....

    .... invent a CD case constructed of a material where the internal fingers aren't so brittle that they break after the first week. :mad:
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    stop the council from chipping valuable logs?
    everything is something, for a reason:confused:

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    manage for the Crows to stay healthy at finals time

    Studley
    Aussie Hardwood Number One

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    Fill the freakin' pot holes at the end of my street!!!!

    Pete

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    heads of small screws snapping of in the hinge

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    Cut in a sraight line!
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    ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH

    Why can't a woman be more like a man? (to quote that bloke from My Fair Lady).

    Sorry, it's been one of those nights. Looks like I'll have unrestricted shed time for the foreseeable future Pity, she was cute too

    Richard

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    ...keep cats in their owners yards?


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Stop killing each other for the sake of religion, greed, lust etc?

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    What Benny said. (You feeling crook today Benny? )
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Nah just cant see the mentality of it all. As bad as the football code rift, just leads to pain.

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    ... send up the government, whole kit and caboodle! We would be better off.

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    .... stop ex-partners from filling the kids' heads with their bitterness:mad:

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    stop current partners from saying no all the time??????????

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    get that last pickled onion oy of the jar without a bluddy mess???

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