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  1. 29th August 2006, 08:18 PM #1
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    Default Technological Breakthrough

    A British company is developing computer chips which store music and will be implanted in women's breasts.

    This is viewed as a major breakthrough as, up until now, women have complained that men were just staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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  2. 29th August 2006, 08:24 PM #2
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    I-Baps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz
    A British company is developing computer chips which store music and will be implanted in women's breasts.

    This is viewed as a major breakthrough as, up until now, women have complained that men were just staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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    It could make dancing with a tall woman risky unless the implants are synched with the dance band!
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    Where do I find one?
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    Where do I find one?
    in each ear?:eek:
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