Drivers song titles

[Driver]

A min ago a certain person looking over my shoulder asked: "have you been talking about BBQ's again?"

Me: "No... why?"

SWMBO: "What's all this about spatulas and gherkin cucumbers?"

Thus the legend of The Urban Gherkin Cuke was born...

The Urban Gherkin!

I can see that achieving the same sort of legendary status as the Virgin Sturgeon - a very fine fish!

Someone should write a song!

[ozwinner]

The Urban Gherkin!



Someone should write a song!

Gerkin bloody gerkin..

Al

[Driver]

OK, here goes. Feel free to contribute (it's time we had another creative spurt! )


The Song of the Urban Gherkin

This is a song of the Urban Gherkin -
Not to be confused with his rural namesake.
For the Urban Gherkin was a smooth, suave number
In poolrooms, often shooting a one hundred break.

While his Rural relation, a much rougher cucumber
Was rarely, if ever, seen far from the farm
Where his walk, not a trot, but more of a lumber
Would restrain him from getting into much harm.

However ….

[craigb]

In the jingle jangle morning
He could sense someone
Following him.

Urban looked over his shoulder
And with the mourning in his eyes

Ferkin gerkin was baaaad
So baaaaaad
he almost lost his mind
Thinkin 'bout what he haaaad

Edit;
just done a merge as both of us posted at the same time.

[Cliff Rogers]

Sounds like... (attached.)

[Iain]

I woke up this morning............................................

[silentC]

And my gerkin was dead.
Yes I woke up this morning,
And my gerkin was dead.
He was the Urbane Gerkin,
Can't get him outta my head.

I looked in the bathroom,
There was blood on the floor.
So I looked in the kitchen,
There was blood by the door.
That bad ferkin gerkin,
He was ferkin no more.

[Driver]

That Rural Cucumber
He got the news
Yes that Rural Cucumber
He done got the bad news
About the Urban Gherkin
And he hit the booze.....