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22nd August 2006, 05:08 PM #1SENIOR MEMBER
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the golfer
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man
replied, still in pain, in the foetal position, still clasping his hands
together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell".
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22nd August 2006, 11:17 PM #2
It must be late I didnt see that cummin..... Tony
I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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22nd August 2006, 11:20 PM #3
I love it!!!
Pete
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23rd August 2006, 11:36 PM #4
very cute.
Terry B
Armidale
The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.
--The Dilbert Principle
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