Kids Think Quick

[Baz]

Kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA : Here it is !

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : Maria !

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank ?

FRANK : Because of the sign .

TEACHER : What sign ?

FRANK : The one that says , " School Ahead, Go Slow ."

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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables !

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile ?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L "

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O !!

TEACHER : What are you talking about ?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

didn't have ten years ago .

WINNIE : Me !

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty ?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are .

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I ."

MILLIE : I is ...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say , "I am ."

MILLIE : All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet ."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?

TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time ."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him ?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand .

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook .

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog " is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his ?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog !;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested ?

HAROLD : A teacher . [IMAGE]

[ss_11000]

funny stuff.........love the last one, its funny because its so true

[ernknot]

Great stuff.