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15th August 2006, 08:50 PM #1
Four Catholic Ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence and smiles.
The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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15th August 2006, 08:55 PM #2
How did you find out about me??
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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15th August 2006, 09:24 PM #3
Originally Posted by ernknot
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15th August 2006, 09:39 PM #4
Originally Posted by echnidna
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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