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  1. #31
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    A great post indeed

    There are so many, but one that always gets me is
    when a friends young kids finally figure it out for the
    first time.....THAT look....priceless
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    There's many good things but the most important to me is
    A loving & loyal woman.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    There's many good things but the most important to me is
    A loving & loyal woman.
    You're pushing hard on the cynicism index there mate :mad:

    Richard

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna
    There's many good things but the most important to me is
    A loving & loyal woman.
    Bob, have you opened a new "Oxymorons R Us" store?

    No such blerry creature exists!

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    Tis real sad that some men don't have a good woman.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Bob, Have had a "good woman" - several times - no blerry more thanks!

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    Sad isn't it Bob. You and I know
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    While My Husband is talking outside l will hi-jack this off him and let you all know what he is really like.
    When he doesnt try to service the cars,
    when he doesnt decide to change the house around,
    when he doesnt wake up and thinks that, that wall needs a window,
    when he doesnt stand out in the sun early in the morning cause l know that he is thinking and when he does that it hurts the bank account,
    when he doesnt do welding on my car and not take the battery out and fries the computer.
    I wont be able to post again when my husband reads this
    Oh yea when he doesnt think that the tree needs to be cut down and it would look better in the next door bedroom.
    he saying goodbye so am l Bye:eek:
    Dont Let Your Mouth Write Cheques That Your Butt Wont Cash

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    When my wife understand that she is not funny with he "JOKES" about how l do things.
    Dont Let Your Mouth Write Cheques That Your Butt Wont Cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverland
    While My Husband is talking outside l will hi-jack this off him and let you all know what he is really like.
    When he doesnt try to service the cars,
    when he doesnt decide to change the house around,
    when he doesnt wake up and thinks that, that wall needs a window,
    when he doesnt stand out in the sun early in the morning cause l know that he is thinking and when he does that it hurts the bank account,
    when he doesnt do welding on my car and not take the battery out and fries the computer.
    I wont be able to post again when my husband reads this
    Oh yea when he doesnt think that the tree needs to be cut down and it would look better in the next door bedroom.
    he saying goodbye so am l Bye:eek:
    I see a pattern emerging here.

    Echinda: I am with you.

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    when he doesnt stand out in the sun early in the morning cause l know that he is thinking and when he does that it hurts the bank account
    Hee hee
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Riverland,

    I just gave you a greenie, but it's for your missus! Funny post, that.

    Oi! Mrs Riverland! Get your own identity so you don't have to borrow Riverland's anymore!
    Retired member

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    When I was a bit younger I really enjoyed playing a good game basketball. Getting up there for a slam dunk occasionally, nailing a few 3 pointers or scoring 2 points over a 6 foot 4 defender was always good.

    Now,
    Watching my 2 little girls play
    A great project
    A nice Chinese meal
    A clean workshop
    Getting some nice timber
    Buying tools
    Cutting a nice dovetail
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Default Trees Trees and Women

    Wandering in the bush
    Finding Red Cedar trees
    Finding rosewood logs
    Cutting down Red Cedar trees and checking the colour
    Working out the best way to process a log to give the best boards
    Cutting up logs and checking the grain, each board is different
    Wandering around Mal's timber stacks and wondering what he is going to do with all the wood

    Saturday and or Sunday mornings with a good (or bad) woman
    Watching Rugby at the Oak
    Japanese meals with plenty of offal
    Mozart when I'm down
    Making mum happy. 83 and still running two farms!
    Writing rubbish in this forum

    Regards
    Greg

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    My family
    The dogs
    Renovating
    Rugby Union
    Cricket
    Mates
    Red Wine
    Good Beer
    Good bands at good pubs
    Dancing like a freak after much aforementioned good beer and red wine
    Mucking around in the Shed
    Good movies
    Good books
    as per Termite - waking up with a pulse is a bit of a buzz
    Possibilities
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White


    Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....

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