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10th August 2006, 07:24 PM #1
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Department of Lowered Expectations
During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat.
I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was a sign on the wall advising: "Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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10th August 2006, 07:52 PM #2
Dissenting opinion
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I'll have price and quality, I'm sufficiently bolshie to demand service, loudly and now, thanks
Bodgy
"Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams
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10th August 2006, 08:17 PM #3
Neander Normite
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10th August 2006, 09:01 PM #4
Old Phart
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Usually those signs don't connect with reality.
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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