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  1. 7th August 2006, 07:02 PM #1
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    Default What funeral song

    What song do want played at your funeral.

    I want the Chicken Dance, sort of says it all really.
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...57982970982982

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    Highway to Hell

    Just as the coffin starts to disappear. Want to be buried at sea, but doubt my wishes will survive me. Probably just get incinerated and ashes hoicked into the Harbour.
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    Good choice, I love Highway to Hell.

    Ok Highway to Hell, is my second choice

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    " All hail the chief " and I expect my family to stand to attention as I slide into the ground.

    Fat chance but I can hope.


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    I don't want a funeral at all; just have the remains dumped at sea, burnt, turned into pies, whatever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    What song do want played at your funeral.

    I want the Chicken Dance, sort of says it all really.
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...57982970982982

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    Good find, that is better than this version.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
    I don't want a funeral at all; just have the remains dumped at sea, burnt, turned into pies, whatever...
    We'll just dump you in an alley and let the local dogs just take their pick.

    Comeing soon......................on Gumbys vids productions.

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    A mate had "lightning crashes"
    I could go for "Baby elephant walk" cause I reckon it'll get a laugh at my expense, or "Mannamup" for the nonsensicality of life
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    The Monty Python theme. And the end bit when the foot comes down and they blow that big rasberry is when they lower the coffin - fast
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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    Anything by Celine Dion will do me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Anything by Celine Dion will do me.
    You get to finally have the last word on those bloody rellies eh?
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    Default Won't need one

    I won't need a funeral as I'm going to live forever! Or die trying

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    burn baby burn....ewwww hooo ewww....burn baby burn !.....while me coffin rolls through the curtains....
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