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    I hate the weak handshake too. And the premature one, you know where they grab your fingers. If you're going to shake my hand, do it properly, godammit!

    On the subject of driving: people who drive at 60 in an 80 zone and then keep doing 60 through the 50 and the school zone. Why??
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    I hate the weak handshake too. And the premature one, you know where they grab your fingers. If you're going to shake my hand, do it properly, godammit!

    On the subject of driving: people who drive at 60 in an 80 zone and then keep doing 60 through the 50 and the school zone. Why??
    Stuck throttle

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    Yeah, that's what I thought. Or asleep....
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    On the subject of driving: people who drive at 60 in an 80 zone and then keep doing 60 through the 50 and the school zone. Why??

    Sheep

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    Well, it's very baaaaaad behaviour, if you ask me
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    pet hate? dont have any... nope none at all

    mmm well okay I got one or two


    Rain... yeah I know we gotta have rain... but I hate the stuff cause I cant run my extention lead to my shed and theres things I gotta do out there! :mad: if the damned rain doesnt let up I'll be changin teams and becomin a darksider :eek: well its so ruddy dark out there just now (11am) that a bat would have trouble usin its radar

    another?... okay... Cant abide those mucho jerks that grab yer hand and SQUEEEEEEEEEZE like they have to break your friggin hand and every ruddy finger... Im sayin GIDDAY for gods sake! the other side of the coin phissez me of as well when you shake hands with a cold wet floppy fish :mad: uuughhhhh!... also those blokes that feel they have to shake hands AND put their friggin arm around your shoulders!! GAWD I HATE THAT!!! :mad: GET OUTTA MY SPACE! :mad:

    On the other hand I kinda like it when a sheila does that

    Another thing I really hate... is when your talkin to someone and the buggars wont look in yer eye! whats with that? :mad:

    Customer service... pet hate of mine are those shytes that ignore you totally... or hassle the hell out of you to get a sale... either one makes me loose it :mad:

    Restaurants that give bad service... and restaurants that have a cook or chef that serves the meat just about nearly seared on the outside and totally friggin raw inside!! :mad: If I want raw meat I will ask for it otherwise cook the stuffin thing! :mad:

    Price of a cup of coffee at a cafe... just a standard friggin coffee!! I mean $4.00 - $5.00 for a friggin cuppa? you gotta be bloody jokin!! :mad:

    What else?... gettin old and finding I HAVE to wear glasses ALL THE BLOODY TIME!! gawd that drives me knuts! Im always leavin my glasses inside the house heading to the shed and find I cant see a bloody thing!! :mad:

    Measureing instruments that DONT WORK or are setup upside down! With tiny lettering and numbers that the hubble telescope could only just pick up :mad:

    Kids that wont do their chores... drives me ratty... I mean 5 mins outta their friggin day to do a small chore to help around the house and they carry on like youve asked them to fly to the friggin moon! :mad:

    Kids with no respect... cant abide kids that dont know their place and stand up to argue with and generally insult all and sundry... on the other side of that are their parents I cant stand that some parents dont set ANY boundaries for their kids and dont discipline them when they go beyond any that may be set :mad:

    lack of respect for the law... Im not a cop or anything like it and Im not heading that way with this but rather once there was a sayin used "do the crime do the time" and always own up to something youve done take your medicine put it behind you and move on... these days people do somethin they blame everything and anything and accept no responsibility for anything they do... "ooh Im from a single family" "ohh I was abused as a child" "ohhh Im from a disadvantaged background" SO FRIGGIN WHAT? you chose to do whatever it was! you knew it was wrong! you got caught tough shyte take your medicine shut up and do your time then move on!... sorry that one really REALLY IRRITATES THE BLAZES outta me! :mad:

    ooohh!! that brings me to another one!!... the damned magistrates! friggin laws there use the bloody thing! stop pussy footin around givin useless non sentances! whats with this bullshyte namby pamby criminal justice system that lets murders peodophiles abusers visious assulters and other bastards out on the streets with a slap on the wrist? I mean gaol the bastards! if they cant pay a fine gaol them... it worked in years past it will work in todays society!... dont ask! but believe me it works :mad: but lettin the gits free to continue and continue to wreck havoc on the law abiding community is just stupidity! :mad:

    ooohhhh one more!!... Polibloodytisians!! man those idiots wouldnt know their gronicles from their earholes! when was the last time one of those gits literally went to the shop to buy a litre of milk? or bananas? or even down to the servo to fill up the car? THEY DONT!!! so they have absofrigginlutely NO BLOODY IDEA what we go through at the servos and shops on a weekly basis! :mad:

    other than those couple Ive no pet peeves at all

    ahem... actually I could probably pull up a couple more if I tried
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    Good to see your a fairly layed back bloke Shane and not much bothers you

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    Painting celings espically ornate ones :mad: :mad: :mad:

    People that pull across an intersection when theres no where to go , lights change and then you are blocked :mad: :mad:

    Smart #### D!khead SIL :mad:
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    Hurting myself. Hate that. Always doing it. off at myself cause I seem to do things over as though I'd forgetten doing it just last week. Don't learn. Either hitting my head on beams, or, belting my fingers with hammers, or cutting myself.....forever cutting my fingers...just visited the emergency this morning.....6 stitches in my left palm, so I lost a days work

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    People who drive at night with their foglights on. When there's no fog. Esp on rainy nights. Esp Holden drivers. How those foglights meet the standard I don't know.

    People who stand too close to you whaile they're talking. Esp. tall f*ckw1ts who think that they're better/smarter than you because their #### is further from the ground

    Cluless 12 yr old condecending receptionists

    businesses that don't answer within 4 rings

    Superior shop assistants, esp. 20- somethings. You're shop assistants, for f*ck's sake.

    Cr*p coffee

    McDonalds

    People who dont flush.

    Public dunnies, esp in Turkey :eek:

    Meat pies that have no meat, only thick gooey pastry and runny brown stuff, and bits of offal.

    Big Bother

    Aussie soaps

    Any soaps

    Delaying the Rugby 7 hrs, for no apparent reason. C'mon!

    Austar

    Home theatre salesman

    I could go on.........
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    Geeez TassieKiwi, you've been on that show 'grumpy old women ' ..eh ? ...meat pies I agree with though....hard to get a good meat pie now days.... but stupidly I still eat them....I'm usually so bloody hungry I end up blistering my mouth even...and for what ! just crap food.

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    Thumbs down The wankers who come 5 minutes before closing time.

    I work one day a week on a voluntary basis in an opshop. Normally we close at 3.30pm but today, because my wife is still not 100 % we closed at 3.20PM allowing me to beat the build up of traffic.

    So just as we were leaving some wanker, and probably only a looker, knocks on the door and demanded to be let in as it wasn't our official closing time.

    When told that if we were being paid we would have stayed open. But as we weren't tough luck and that maybe she ought to donate her time as well so that we could stay open to the official closing time, she let of a tirade and stormed of in a huff.

    Or the lookers who come in to fill time, look at everything and then walk out without buying and you know they are there to fill in time by the faces they pull.:mad:

    Both types are oxygen thieves.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignum
    Good to see your a fairly layed back bloke Shane and not much bothers you
    Too right mate Im so easy goin Im normally snorin ... if it werent for the dipsticks a$$holes and mongrels that one has to deal with :mad: on the other hand if everyone was as easy goin as me then we'd have nothin to grip and have pet peeves about eh!
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TassieKiwi
    People who drive at night with their foglights on. When there's no fog. Esp on rainy nights. Esp Holden drivers. How those foglights meet the standard I don't know.

    Aussie soaps

    Any soaps

    I could go on.........
    For second I thought you were a Pom, then I realised you meant soap operas....

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    Just got reminded of another

    People in positions that impact on others that are incompetent and simply dont give a shyte! :mad: eg: my boss! who was meant to put my hours in so I was paid last friday but didnt cause he "thought" he didnt have to since he "thought" workcover was payin me but he KNEW that I was meant to be paid by site until he was told otherwise! :mad:

    ooh and centrelink who continuously phuck my missus family payments around! how many kids? 8 ...oh right 3 and then say its a computer friggin glitch :mad:

    I could go on but Im easy goin so Im gonna go snore for a bit
    Believe me there IS life beyond marriage!!! Relax breathe and smile learn to laugh again from the heart so it reaches the eyes!!


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