Another statistic joke / riddle !

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I was gonna say tartan square, until I realised it may incur the wrath of the purple circle. Which doesn't exist, BTW.

[banksiaman]

I thought "Hammer" first, then thought my hammer is red, so I said "Red"
If my hammer was yellow I would have said yellow...
and I'm N O T American, so why do most people choose this answer?

OK JackRuss, Why is it so???

Chris

[Felder]

Hey Felder,

How much would I need to part with for a K3?

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.

[Wongo]

Anywhere between $5,000 and $12,000, depending on specifications such as;
single phase or three phase
scoring unit or not
outrigger or not
sliding table length
rip capacity
provision for dado tooling, etc.

Wanna catalogue? PM me.

Take him off the forum. :mad:

[Felder]

Take him off the forum. :mad:

[rod@plasterbrok]

Blew me away!

Red Bloody Hammer!

[Wongo]

15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
123 + 5

Next time I go to a hardware store I will take these questions with me.

HIM: Are you after anything in particular sir?

ME: Read this……….. [and a minute later]

HIM: Oh, you want a red hammer, over there mate.:eek:


HIM: Anything else sir?


ME: Read this.....
15 x 6
3 x 56
89 x 2
12 x 53
75 x 26
25 x 52
63 x 32
123 x 5

HIM: Sorry we don't sell calculators.

[Termite]

Blond Female 19 years old.

[Ramps]

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude ... aren't they consumables?:eek:


Silver shifter ... figure that?:confused:

[Termite]

That's a tool???

no wonder you need a woman termite if that's you attitude ... aren't they consumables?:eek: :confused:

Yes they are consumables........I'm on my third.

[46150]

............hang on you lot.....I'm still trying to sort out the 15+6 bit...al