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  1. #16
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    Better change your brand of orange juice then WB.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Yep

    Must be going bad in my old age, I tend to drink either beer or red wine rather than the cocktails.
    - Wood Borer

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    Green Stubby?

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    Milwaukee drill (red, of course)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS
    Green plane. Guess this proves I'm not an American.
    Green plane.

    Great minds think alike.

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    Red Drill :eek: :eek:
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    purple hammer

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    AAAAAARRRRRGGGG!!! I'M A SEPPO!!!:eek:
    Is there anything easier done than said?
    - Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.

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    Green chisel, dunno why.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Orange Triton WC! I don't own one anymore, but I was just reading a thread about tritons. Just goes to show that 98% of Americans must be very unimaginative.

    Mick
    "If you need a machine today and don't buy it,

    tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."

    - Henry Ford 1938

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felder
    Only cause I'm surrounded by them.
    Hey Felder,

    How much would I need to part with for a K3?
    Cheers

    Major Panic

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    Red shovel, same as when the bride sprung this one on me.


    Cheers...................Sean, half weird


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Green Hammer, thank the great spirit I am NOT a YANK!
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    Red lathe .... red is the colour of my smoking jacket.
    (not that I smoke, don't smoke kiddies)
    Now proudly sponsored by Binford Tools. Be sure to check out the Binford 6100 - available now at any good tool retailer.

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    Red plane....
    Graeme

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