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    Default Great Chimp-tation Q ? Ferking pollies...

    Name an honest politician.

    Who said "that was a non core promise"

    Which politican will sell thier own mother for a vote ?

    Which psuedo-politician said "please explain" ?

    Whats the diff between an honest & dishonest politician?

    How can you tell when a politician is lying ?

    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ?

    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? With those big brass ones ?

    Which system of govt does Oz follow ? Whose system is it modelled on ?

    Should Oz succede from the Monarchy ?

    Have the democrats lost touch ?

    Who was Don Dunstan ?

    Who liked Peanuts ? (Besides snoopy)

    Would you vote for me if I stood for election ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Name an honest politician. Sorry Can't

    Who said "that was a non core promise"

    Which politican will sell thier own mother for a vote ? Almost all of them

    Which psuedo-politician said "please explain" ? Pauline Hanson

    Whats the diff between an honest & dishonest politician? There are no honest ones

    How can you tell when a politician is lying ? They're talking

    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ?

    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? Apparently With those big brass ones ?

    Which system of govt does Oz follow ? Whose system is it modelled on ?

    Should Oz succede from the Monarchy ? Does it matter?

    Have the democrats lost touch ? Yes

    Who was Don Dunstan ?

    Who liked Peanuts ? (Besides snoopy)

    Would you vote for me if I stood for election ? Sure, why not
    Have a nice day - Cheers

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    1) you're joking, right?
    2) some lying hound (Howard?)
    3) most of them
    4) the oxley moron (Pauline Hanson)
    5) one is a myth, the other, unfortunately, is all too real.
    6) their lips are moving.
    7) a good start (or environmental vandalism, ie toxic waste )
    8) hard to believe, isn't it. without some chromosome testing we'll never really be sure I guess.

    9) the westminster system, copied off the poms.
    10) according to the referendum, no. I reckon yes, it's only a matter of time.
    11) were they ever really in touch? these are pollies we're talking about here. They do seem to be in a real mess though.
    12) Premier of SA?
    13) jackboot Joh, although I don't know whether he really like them, he did grow them (as did Jimmy Carter)
    14) Hmm, let's see, options: Chimp, hyenaes, jackals, donkeys, snakes, sharks and assorted other vermin, the chimp is looking pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Name an honest politician.There are none

    Who said "that was a non core promise"??

    Which politican will sell thier own mother for a vote ?Any

    Which psuedo-politician said "please explain" ?Chips with that

    Whats the diff between an honest & dishonest politician?Trick question, not fair

    How can you tell when a politician is lying ?Lips move

    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ?A good start

    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? With those big brass ones ?No, it was Henry Bolte in drag

    Which system of govt does Oz follow ?Westminster Whose system is it modelled on ??

    Should Oz succede from the Monarchy ??

    Have the democrats lost touch ?Who are the democrats?

    Who was Don Dunstan ?NSW Mardi Gras Participant Exiled to SA

    Who liked Peanuts ? (Besides snoopy)Kingaroy Kong

    Would you vote for me if I stood for election ?Ooohh Oooooh Oooooh
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    [quote=Zed]Name an honest politician.Nick McHUGH only coz he's new and hasn't been quoted yet. He's also a copper from these parts.

    Who said "that was a non core promise" Steve BRACKS said it about various election promises he had used to get the police on board.

    Which politican will sell thier own mother for a vote ?Nick McHUGH, who is up against one of the safest seats in the country. Been held by the same bloke for 20 years.

    Which psuedo-politician said "please explain" ? Pawleen

    Whats the diff between an honest & dishonest politician?

    How can you tell when a politician is lying ? They open their mouth just before they lie.
    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ?

    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? With those big brass ones ?

    Which system of govt does Oz follow ? Whose system is it modelled on ? Westminster, the poms.

    Should Oz succede from the Monarchy ? Yup. The referendum was rigged

    Have the democrats lost touch ? They never were in touch

    Who was Don Dunstan ? Who GAF

    Who liked Peanuts ? (Besides snoopy)

    Would you vote for me if I stood for election ? Is that what this is all about? You chasing votes? [/quote]
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    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ?
    That wouldn't be Harold Holt, would it????

    Otherwise, the only good pollies are dead'uns!
    Pat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Name an honest politician. Thats right - trick q, there aint one.

    Who said "that was a non core promise" John Howard (@srewipe!)

    Which politican will sell thier own mother for a vote ? any of them

    Which psuedo-politician said "please explain" ? P Hanson

    Whats the diff between an honest & dishonest politician? an honest politician stays bought (Also, see Q1 above)

    How can you tell when a politician is lying ? thier lips move

    What do you call a dead politician at the bottom of the ocean ? a good start

    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? With those big brass ones ? I was hoping you could enlighten me...

    Which system of govt does Oz follow ? Whose system is it modelled on ? westminster - poms

    Should Oz succede from the Monarchy ? Please...

    Have the democrats lost touch ? of course they have.

    Who was Don Dunstan ? S.A. Premier - a good politician... (Ie he's dead )

    Who liked Peanuts ? (Besides snoopy) Joe The Jerk Petersen

    Would you vote for me if I stood for election ? Yes.
    Zed

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    Was Margaret Thatcher REALLY a female ? With those big brass ones ? I was hoping you could enlighten me...
    I did
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