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  1. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    How can you have a coat of arms for snakes:confused: :confused: :confused:
    Maybe a coat of Alms would be better

    But I'm thinking of a snake backing up to a possum which is cowering in a corner.

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    'Alms for an ex leper'.................................................
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    I think something with scales in it would be nice
    - Wood Borer

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    Our book keeper.

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    Snake Tales.

    Not wanting to get of topic but that has to be one of the least funny cartoons I've ever read. How that guy has made a living out of that crap is beyond comprehension.
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    From the ABC News website today

    Big cat may be stalking western Sydney


    It has long been considered a rural myth but scientists are examining new evidence that a large cat - potentially a jaguar - is thriving in some parts of New South Wales.

    There are now 220 sightings of a big cat in the western Sydney suburbs around the Hawkesbury.

    Scientist Rob Close, from the University of Western Sydney, says paw marks indicate there is strong evidence it may be an exotic cat species.

    "There are some big paw marks that have been identified that have been identified as panther identifications," he said.

    A large number of domestic animals, including goats and dogs have been savaged in the area.

    Resident Michael Williams says the kills are too big to be the work of a domestic dog or cat.

    "We're dealing with an animal that's eating out 20 to 40 kilograms in a sitting," he said.

    The State Government is examining the data.
    Does this mean that all the (remaining!) cats in Wongo's neighbourhood have called in their big mate to lend a hand (paw!) :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gumby
    Snake Tales.

    Not wanting to get of topic but that has to be one of the least funny cartoons I've ever read. How that guy has made a living out of that crap is beyond comprehension.
    I think that "Making a living out of crap" could be the motto
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmk89
    I think that "Making a living out of crap" could be the motto
    or

    "A crap way to make a living"
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    What's the difference between a
    Snake Poo salesman and a
    Snake Oil salesman? :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    What's the difference between a
    Snake Poo salesman and a
    Snake Oil salesman? :confused:
    Nothing, they are both full of crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb
    What's the difference between a
    Snake Poo salesman and a
    Snake Oil salesman? :confused:
    One's as slippery as sheet and the other is a sheet slipper.
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    HJ0: whatever, cheers mate.
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    The real python poo arrived in the mail yesterday. You should Rhonda’s reaction. “Python what??”:eek: and Jasmin kept asking “Daddy why did you get snake poo in the mail??”


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    I am sure you can easily explain it Scott, everyone here on the BB accepts the concept and sees it as something exciting and quite normal.

    I was worried it might have been intercepted in the mail and difficult questions asked - would they have believed the truth?
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    No need to worry there WB. It is written very clear whats insdie the package.
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