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[craigb]

I still reckon that Scott needs to do some more research.

It could be that any old poo will do the trick and it doesn't have to be of the python variety.

I mean, let's face it, if people started pooing in your vacinity you bugger of pdq wouldn't you?

[Wongo]

That’s fantastic. WB I think we need more pythons. Maybe be we can import some form China. I will contact my uncle right away.

Silent can develop a website for us if he is also interested. How does www.hotpythonshEEE.com. Sound?

Driver, what is your hourly rate mate?

[Driver]

Driver, what is your hourly rate mate?

Scott, me old China, I don't have an hourly rate. I'm a bit like Rolls-Royce and those restaurants that don't put prices on the menu: if you have to ask, you can't afford me!

However, this assignment is highly intriguing so I'm sure we'll be able to arrange something along the lines of a share of the action.

Col the Classy Consultant.

[Wood Borer]

From the ABC News website today

Big cat may be stalking western Sydney


It has long been considered a rural myth but scientists are examining new evidence that a large cat - potentially a jaguar - is thriving in some parts of New South Wales.

There are now 220 sightings of a big cat in the western Sydney suburbs around the Hawkesbury.

Scientist Rob Close, from the University of Western Sydney, says paw marks indicate there is strong evidence it may be an exotic cat species.

"There are some big paw marks that have been identified that have been identified as panther identifications," he said.

A large number of domestic animals, including goats and dogs have been savaged in the area.

Resident Michael Williams says the kills are too big to be the work of a domestic dog or cat.

"We're dealing with an animal that's eating out 20 to 40 kilograms in a sitting," he said.

The State Government is examining the data.

[Driver]

The State Government is examining the data.

So we're not expecting a definitive result within the forseeable future, then?

[Felder]

Big cat may be stalking western Sydney

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PYTHON POOP!!
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[Wood Borer]

The logistics of transport is as good as solved - Wendy can look after the pythons and load the poo directly into her husband's B Double.

No double handling.

Thinking more laterally, he can cart Wendy and snakes around and charge for cleaning up mouse plagues. Ruffly can feed the mice to the pythons and collect the poo to be sold.

Biting Midge could sail across the Tasman in his dinghy and sell the product to the Kiwis who don't have any snakes but heaps of possums.

Neil of course can experiment and perhaps develop a wax that repels possums - should be a big marketing advantage.

When do we have our first Board Meeting?

[Wongo]

Borer never mind the news mate. We’ve a business to run here. I have just spoken to my uncle and 50 South East Asia Tiger Pythons are on their way.

(This thread is building up for Friday. )

[echnidna]

The logistics of transport is as good as solved - Wendy can look after the pythons and load the poo directly into her husband's B Double.

No double handling.

Thinking more laterally, he can cart Wendy and snakes around and charge for cleaning up mouse plagues. Ruffly can feed the mice to the pythons and collect the poo to be sold.

Biting Midge could sail across the Tasman in his dinghy and sell the product to the Kiwis who don't have any snakes but heaps of possums.

Neil of course can experiment and perhaps develop a wax that repels possums - should be a big marketing advantage.

When do we have our first Board Meeting?

Don't forget if you run short on Python Poo:eek:

Iain has an endless supply of tiger snakes.
So if you give him an online tutorial of milking the poo from a snake he should be able to harvest some more snake poo

[Termite]

Now if we can get hold of that big cat we can flog Panther Pizz and Python Poo.

[RufflyRustic]

What, it's not Friday???? Darn!!!


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[Gumby]

When do we have our first Board Meeting?

Getting a bit ahead of yourself aren't you Rob? Before the first board meeting, you need an official Company Coat of Arms and Logo. Now that is something I really want to see.

[Wongo]

you need an official Company Coat of Arms and Logo. Now that is something I really want to see.

So what are waiting for Gumby? Welcome aboard.

[Wood Borer]

Very Cool Wendy

[Iain]

How can you have a coat of arms for snakes:confused: :confused: :confused: