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  1. #46
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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10392638

    Thats one way of making sure they dont come back

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    Is that the plastic one that claims to kill humanely, gently strangles them for about 20 minutes
    Nope. It's a blue plastic 'tunnel' about 2" square. It has about a 15 degree bend about halfway along. There's a cap on one end that you open to place the bait, and a door at the other. You bait it and set it on the floor with the door open - it stands on a couple of legs. The end with the bait sticks up in the air by virtue of the bend. When the mouse goes inside and climbs to the end where the bait is, its weight makes the bait end drop and the door end lift up and the door swings shut. He has nice feed of peanut butter for a while and then it's off for a little swim.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Default Dutch oven

    Quote Originally Posted by goat
    blah blah ingredients blah

    Brown possum in a Dutch oven ..blah blah method
    :eek: who the hell wants the possum in bed with you :eek:

    Not that humane, either...


    That privilege is reserved for the better half...


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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter
    :eek: who the hell wants the possum in bed with you :eek:
    Cheers.......................Sean
    like i said before you can subtitute possum for other meat ieussy







    damn i think we just went orange

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    Rugged, goat


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    One skin and one dollup in the post today Wongo. Meg is worried what she will declare the contents contain.
    - Wood Borer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wood Borer
    One skin and one dollup in the post today Wongo. Meg is worried what she will declare the contents contain.

    That's easy:

    One snake-skin lined possum preventative prescription.
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    Wonder how the dogs will react that sniff the mail.................
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    Wonder how the dogs will react that sniff the mail.................
    They'll probaly go:

    "Aw shee-it!"

    (I know I would!)
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    You've already done that line (she-oak..shee-ite et al).
    Moderators could impose a ban for this as it fails to comply with the code of conduct
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Hi all,

    On the possum thing,
    I had the Possum Meister in several weeks ago and they put a little one way door in the roof (like Macy's for possums) then baited for rats as apparently they eat possum poop. Anyway, the possums have gone, but while there is no smell anywhere, we've been inundated by flies. I've used 3 cans of fly spray in as many weeks and killed over 200, not counting those the Cat scanner devoured. I'm starting to feel like Be'elzebub.

    Rob

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowboy
    Anyway, the possums have gone, but while there is no smell anywhere, we've been inundated by flies. I've used 3 cans of fly spray in as many weeks and killed over 200.
    Rob
    I'll put money on a dead rat in the roof, happened to us once and about a billion flies came into the bathroom through the ceiling fan.
    Laying in bed and heard a strange noise, opened the bathroom door to be confronted by a huge black cloud.
    Open door slightly and release half a can of MOrtein or whatever and we had a three inch thick carpet of dead flies.
    Our new ceiling fan is sealed so this won't be a problem again.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    You've already done that line (she-oak..shee-ite et al).
    Moderators could impose a ban for this as it fails to comply with the code of conduct

    yourself!
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    If it was one of Iain's tigers it could be called elapid epidermis and fang faeces.
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    You appear to be extremely envious of my tigers, please don't be, feel free to come and take as many as you wish for your collection
    I will even provide lunch, hessian bags, and anything else you may desire.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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