During the World Cup in Germany, the local authorities were very concerned about trouble between the various nationalities fans, so they imposed a curfew, and just to make sure the hoons got the message, the police were issued with AK47s. Anyway, two cops were walking down the street in a small town when a young bloke appeared running as fast as Cathy Freeman. One cop brings up his gun and, POW, shoots the fella dead. His mate said," geez, that's a bit rough, (in German, of course!) it's only five to twelve."
The other said," It's OK, I know him. He lives over the other side of town, There's no way he could get home in 5 minutes."