Why did I do that

[echnidna]

Snigging a log out of a gully,
me chainsaw fell off the carryall
and the tractor ran over it.
Luckily a bent aluminimium tube handle was the only damage
I hope it will straighten out.

[Groggy]

You got off easy by the sounds of it. Could've easily crunched the whole thing. Still, better if it doesn't happen at all.

[echnidna]

And today driving down the road the mower came off the back of the ute.
took 20 minutes to find it in the scrub.

[Groggy]

You better lay low for a while, these things usually happen in threes...

[Daddles]

You better lay low for a while, these things usually happen in threes...

Why do you think we haven't heard from him in 12 hours :eek:

Richard

[echnidna]

The 3rd strike.
I was busy refilling some dishwashing detergent bottles in the machinery shed and the phone rang. So I had to go back to the house, turm the computer on and email some info.

When I got back to the shed there was a few litres of dishwashing detergent on the floor coz I didn't turn the tap off properly.

So lets hope it only comes in three's

[Daddles]

Nope. The first two involved vehicles, this one involved water. You have one more strike to go with the first set and you've just started a new set of three involving water.

Do I suspect a day in the armchair with a good book coming up?

Richard

[Felder]

Do I suspect a day in the armchair with a good book coming up?

But don't read 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea - that involves both vehicles and water.....and disaster!:eek: