Wood related and a GROANER

[rrich]

Paraphrasing an old joke about an Outback Survival Kit and The Perfect Martini.

The Woodworkers Outback Survival Kit.

Contents
One plate of glass, 10MM thick and about 305MM square
Various and sundry sheets of WoD sandpaper up to 6000 grit
3M #77 spray glue
Various water stones up to 8000 grit
Slow speed water cooled grinding wheel with accessories
Protractor
8X Lupe
Instruction manual, "Achieving a Perfectly Sharp Chisle"
Small folding table
One dull chisle

Instructions for use
Should you ever become lost or disoriented in the Outback, set up the table, referr to the instruction manual and begin to sharpen the chisel.

Within minutes, 87 well meaning souls will materize out of thin air and explain the correct method for sharpening a chisel.

Any of these 87 people can then lead you out of the Outback.

[Carry Pine]

How true!!!

Carry Pine

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Just don't ask the ones who keep sniggering... they'll lead you a merry chase.

[Carry Pine]

And the follow up riddle is: If you are stranded in the outback what is the quickest way to get a woman's attention?
Answer will be posted in 24 hrs.

[outback]

If I find myself stranded in some desert, I DON'T want you buggers disttracting my attention. OK

[Carry Pine]

Like the first riddle: Take a tub of water and prepare to wash some plates and glasses. Guaranteed to attract a woman's advice. And if you are really desperate for female attention, start washing the plates first.