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  1. 15th July 2006, 12:36 PM #1
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    Default Two psychologists

    Two psychologists having lunch.

    First guy says "I had a Freudian slip this morning.
    At the train station, I noticed the lady behind the counter had big boobs.
    I meant to ask her for a CITY ticket, and accidentally said 'Excuse me ma'am,
    could I please have a TITTY ticket"

    Second shrink says "yeah, me too.
    I was home having breakfast with my wife this morning,
    and what I MEANT to say was 'Excuse me, love of my life,
    please pass me the salt'.
    Instead, old Freud attacked me, and out came
    'You stupid bitch, you really went and Fu?ked up my life, didn't you!!!"
    Some People are like slinky's,
    They serve no purpose at all,
    but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.
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  2. 15th July 2006, 12:40 PM #2
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    A bit bored this morning Ian?
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    I reckon he slept on the couch last night Grunt

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    I liked it
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    Dammit Iain, we had the makings of a good hijack going there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    A bit bored this morning Ian?
    Nope just thought I would share some stuff I found funny
    Some People are like slinky's,
    They serve no purpose at all,
    but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.
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