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    Years ago, a nearby private golf club received a complaint from the Women's Golf Association at the club that men were urinating behind trees and bushes.

    The management took their complaint seriously. They met and discussed the issue, finally announcing their decision. From then on, women would ALSO be permitted to urinate behind trees and bushes.

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    lol
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    Doug, I must object to you posting this in the jokes section. This isn't a laughing matter it should be in the Nothing to do with woodwork forum.

    From my experiences of working in a private golf club I know that story would be close to the mark as golfers when entering the club leave their brains in their cars and replace them with their third short club :eek: untill they leave.


    Peter.

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    I bet the club ended up with a problem with squatters. :eek:
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    Did the club plant Pinus elliottii, aka Slash Pine


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    Quote Originally Posted by doug the slug
    From then on, women would ALSO be permitted to urinate behind trees and bushes.
    But only standing up????
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    I feel like taking a drop...


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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