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29th June 2006, 02:58 PM #1
Instructions for cleaning the toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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29th June 2006, 03:44 PM #2
Wongo will like this.
The only way to get rid of a [Domino] temptation is to yield to it. Oscar Wilde
.....so go4it people!
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29th June 2006, 07:14 PM #3
Originally Posted by TassieKiwi
His favorite cat died recently.
So Wongo can't try the method out :eek:
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29th June 2006, 07:17 PM #4
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Originally Posted by echnidna
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29th June 2006, 07:19 PM #5
Are yoose two suggesting that Wongo has already tried this method, and found it, ahem! "wanting"?
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29th June 2006, 09:54 PM #6
Still applies I reckon, should always wash yer tucker before commencing to cook...
Not necessarily in the bog tho' ...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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29th June 2006, 10:26 PM #7
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1st July 2006, 12:17 AM #8
Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
Is there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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