If footy clubs were women

[fred.n]

If footy clubs were women

Sydney would be J-Lo- Quality all over, but especially good down back.

West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.

Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up The butt of everyone's jokes.



St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.



ity w:st=[/IMG]Sydneyity> would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down ity w:st="on">Brisbaneity> would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but
refuses to accept it gracefully.

ity w:st="on">Carltonity> would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.


ity w:st="on">Adelaideity> would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

ity w:st="on">Geelongity> would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.



Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.



Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.



ity w:st="on">Richmondity> would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.



Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.



Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.



ity w:st="on">Melbourneity> would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.



Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth

scenario: you still wouldn't.

[Grunt]

Quite so

[Daddles]

I can't decide whether he was rude about the Crows or rude about Delta :confused:

Richard

[bennylaird]

Footy Ladder 2006 – Corrected Version
Team Wins Losses Points
Collingwood 9 3 36
Footscray 8 4 32
Melbourne 8 4 32
South Melbourne 7 5 28

St Kilda 6 6 24
Richmond 6 6 24
Geelong 5 7 20
Hawthorn 5 7 20
Fitzroy 4 8 16
North Melbourne 3 9 12
Carlton 2 10 8
Essendon 1 11 4

[macca2]

Bennylaird...........you might well be correct if you had the date right.
Should read 1906.
If you have to use the toes on both feet,please feel free to do so and you will find there are now 16 teams in the AFL.
The better ones being outside your beloved Victoria.

[bennylaird]

Did someone say something?
My receive filter is set to Vic only?

[bennylaird]

The only thing that suprises me is it took 41 mins to get a bite?

[Grunt]

If the VFL comp was inexistance and had only the 12 Victorian clubs the competition would be dead. Well it would still be going but just errelevant.

[bennylaird]

True but nice to have memories, the old grounds and the old rules and characters. Also getting to go to one and hear the around the grounds updates with all teams playing at once.

[black1]

Footy Ladder 2006 – Corrected Version
Team Wins Losses Points
Collingwood 9 3 36
Footscray 8 4 32
Melbourne 8 4 32
South Melbourne 7 5 28

St Kilda 6 6 24
Richmond 6 6 24
Geelong 5 7 20
Hawthorn 5 7 20
Fitzroy 4 8 16
North Melbourne 3 9 12
Carlton 2 10 8
Essendon 1 11 4

ya forgot to put the MIGHTY ADELAIDE CROWS on the top where they belong :eek:

and that was definatly rude about the crows( whos delta goodrem any way)

[bennylaird]

Crows? You mean the SAFL? The Port Adelaide Magpies but didn't know of any crows mascot there?

[black1]

bloody victorians. just cant handle the truth that all there good players for years come from other states. now the otherstaters have somewhere else but vic to go vic teams cant win.

[bennylaird]

There are others states??????????????????????????


Nahhhhhhhh!