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    Wasn't it Mick Malthouse who said, " Footy players aren't geniuses like Norman Einstein."

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    Wasn't it Mick Malthouse who said, " Footy players aren't geniuses like Norman Einstein."
    He should have but I think the quote is attributable to this bloke.

    "A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." : Looking for instances of dumb things said by Joe Theismann, I came across this list of dumb sports quotes said by lots of folks. Utter hilarity ensues when people try to use words they don't know.

    On the same page as I found that quote I found this:

    "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
    -Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator
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    And Sandy Roberts Channel 7's sports commentator, he was an MC at a beauty pageant and one of the contestants had the unfortunate surname of Miss Dick.

    When he was introducing her to the stage, he referred to her as "Miss Cock".

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    Hmm a real cockup?

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    Default Ok maybe I see why so many "men" like soccer?

    OK all in jest could have been AFL etc lol.

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    Default on a roll

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    Benny, you realy should have started of with "Now kiddies, dont try this at home or down the soccer club"

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