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Thread: The Code of Practice
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23rd June 2006, 09:56 AM #46
The code doesn't mention Red Leather or Darkside Sisters. I think a little disclaimer somewhere might be needed.......
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23rd June 2006, 10:21 AM #47
Originally Posted by Driver
Sorry.Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd June 2006, 10:23 AM #48
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd June 2006, 11:20 AM #49
Originally Posted by Bodgy
Originally Posted by Bodgy
'The purpose of a shed is to provide an environment and territory wherein a bloke has total and complete dominion and control.'
Originally Posted by Bodgy
Originally Posted by Bodgy
Originally Posted by Bodgy
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23rd June 2006, 11:31 AM #50
I think I speak for Harry72,Tankstand as well as myself can we please get Jack Daniels added to the list of allowed drinks under 8.3.6
While I think about it I drink my Jacks with coke, this has bubbles.
I think we need to add
"Spirits mixed with Coke, no poofter cola crap OK, only the real thing will do, premixed cans are permissable"
Thanks IanSome People are like slinky's,
They serve no purpose at all,
but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.
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23rd June 2006, 11:34 AM #51Whaddaya reckon, blokes?
To be safe, I think the best thing to do is to build yourself a gas fired furnace and torch the stuff properly, then melt a few kilos of empty beer cans for the hell of it. Kudos if you can set fire to something expensive in the process."I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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23rd June 2006, 11:34 AM #52
Okey Dokey - One Sheila Code coming up...... Sometime......
cheers
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23rd June 2006, 11:46 AM #53
Originally Posted by Ian007
'Anything that you can ignite ....'
Cousin Jack would qualify, surely?
Incidentally, thanks to some good work from, amongst others, the axe-wielding mongrel, I have been able to amend and augment the Code, strengthening portions of it. A copy of the latest version is attached, with revisions highlighted in yellow.
Further amendments and revisions will be incorporated as you all bend your massive intellects to the task.
All contributions are welcomed.
Wendy, I admire your resolve. A Sheila's Code would be a tough one. For a start, how do you spell that noise you all make whenever you see something cute?
Toodle Pip!
ColDriver of the Forums
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23rd June 2006, 01:56 PM #54
Originally Posted by Driver
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd June 2006, 02:24 PM #55
Originally Posted by Driver
That noise, now what noise would that be:confused: . I really don't think I make whatever noise that might be. Do I? ...............
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23rd June 2006, 05:22 PM #56
How would (could?) the code be applied here?
Hmmm... here's a problem I've had in the past. Interesting times, but I'm glad they're long gone. Now I'm wondering how the Code would be applied, if it could...
5 blokes in a block of flats persuade the body corporate to erect a shed for shared use.
While standing around in the shed having a few brews, one of 'em comments to the others that his SWMBO's complaining about how much time he spends in "his" shed. The other blokes immediately take umbrage to this.
The first, a woodie, says "Your shed? More than half the tools in here are mine! So if it's anyones, it's mine."
The second, a mechanic, comes back with "Hold on... I may not have as many tools as you, nor take up as much space, but my tools cost twice as much as all of yours put together."
The 3rd, a general handyman, quickly retorted "Maybe so, but for all that you blokes have all those fancy tools, whenever I come out to see what you're doing you're always using MY tools! Mine are the most used, my shed. Nyaah!" (All handymen seem to be a bit twisted. Trade-envy, I think.)
The bloke who made the original comment responds with "Yeah, but the Missus has a point. I spend more time out here than all you blokes put together. After all, none of you have to put up with her. I'm practically living here. BTW, we really need to add a dunny."
The last... ermm... guy, a limp-wristed hair-dresser who'd been sitting back quietly, sipping his fizzy pink drink (complete with umberella) finally chipped in with "Yeth. But it'th my bar refrigerator." (That's a beer 'frig to normal blokes. For our northernmost brothers, it's an esky with a power cord.)
Now, who wins this argument?
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The way I see it, the last is the clincher. At least, until the 'frig is empty. After all, the question was "who wins this argument" not "who wins the (empty, really) title of 'owner'?"
But as far as the nominal title of "owner" of the shed goes, who would win assuming we could apply the Code of Practice? Anyone? Or should they all just be given a clip around the ear and the hair-dresser sent to the sin bin for failing to meet the minimum standards of blokeliness? (But surely he'd have special exemption; he does own the beer 'frig after all! :eek: Well... until after the other four have all chipped in to buy another 'frig, anyway.)
- Andy Mc
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23rd June 2006, 06:22 PM #57
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From appendix A
25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
When Lee Kernigan was asked in an interview if he allowed his wife to drive his kitted out Land Cruiser trayback, his reply was that he encouraged it! This was said with a large grin and proves I'm not the only one.
Besides, how else do you get home from a party when you're pi$$ed?
Dan
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23rd June 2006, 07:57 PM #58
Skew
Tough one, mate!
However, the Code is here to help us to resolve these difficult philosophical issues. Here's my suggested rationale, based upon a glass of red and a hard look at the Code.
I started at para 3 Definitions, sub para 3.1 Bloke
" - a bloke is the owner, occupier and user of his shed. For further elucidation .....' etc (references to the Appendices).
The key point here is that right at the beginning of the Code, the shed's owner is defined as a bloke.
Problem: we have 5 (five) blokes all claiming ownership. So - who is the most blokely?
Aha! The Code supplies a ready solution. Refer to Appendix B - Blokeness Quotient. Get them all to take the test, measure their comparative Blokeness Quotients and the most blokely bloke is, by definition, the owner. In the event of a tie, the contenders will be required to examine some ancient tool (see para 6 - Tools, sub para 6.2.1 - .... a tool that has no known use ....) originally belonging to an ancestor of one of the less blokely former contenders. The bloke who comes up with the most plausible explanation for its application and use, wins.
How's that?
Col - (who is open to well-articulated and referenced argument).Driver of the Forums
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23rd June 2006, 08:04 PM #59
Originally Posted by Dan
Mate! There you have it. You're toying with a possible Code Violation. (Insert noisy intake of breath). Don't know quite how to advise you. Ve-e-ery tricky.:confused:
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23rd June 2006, 09:32 PM #60
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An example
Angelina Jolie (in full Tomb Raider kit) askes if she can drive your Land Rover. Yes or No?
Obviously the example is extreme but it shows that there may need to be some sort of sliding scale applied, or possibly make it the individuals decision without the risk of a code violation.Dan