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    A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
    their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

    He said, "This here is a very special 'casion......our wedding night
    and we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."

    The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

    The Cowboy thought about it a minute and then replied, "Nope, I reckon
    not, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."

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    Hahahah yep i liked it.
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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    Beeeuuuttyyy


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Good stuff!
    If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
    Do both well!

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    I don't get it
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ernknot
    Good stuff!
    That's what the Cowboy said, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    I don't get it
    Married man's lament...


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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