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    While in OUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">OUNTRY-REGION w:st="on">ChinaOUNTRY-REGION>OUNTRY-REGION>, a man is very sexually promiscuous and
    Does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving
    Back home in the ITY u1:st="on">ITY w:st="on">PerthITY>ITY> he wakes one morning to find
    His penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

    Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
    Doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
    Orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
    Days for the results.

    The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
    Says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted
    Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
    We know very little about it."

    The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
    Me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

    The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
    We're going to have to amputate your penis."

    The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
    Second opinion."

    The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
    If you want but surgery is your only choice."

    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
    Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
    Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
    "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

    The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
    Know that, but what can we do? My Australian doctor
    Wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

    The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
    "Stupid Austlalian docta, always want to opelate.
    Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

    Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

    "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!


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    Always get a sicken opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo
    Always get a sicken opinion.
    Wongo.........I dudn't know your were a Kiwi
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    yeah I tried my biss.
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    hooly dooly, spots on tooly
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    Quote Originally Posted by ernknot
    hooly dooly, spots on tooly
    Nuthin' to clap about!:eek:
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    Looks like he's a gonner 'ere
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    MMMMM.. sounds much like Zaccary Syndrome to me!






















    Face look zaccary like a$$hole!
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    Wasn't that Ed Zachary????
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Was Spotty Tool's name Jack?


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