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10th June 2006, 07:53 PM #1
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Chinese Medicine
CHINESE MEDICINE
While in
Does not use a condom all the time.A week after arriving
Back home in the
His penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
Doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
Orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
Days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
Says: "I've got bad news for you ---you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give
Me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
Second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
If you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already
Know that, but what can we do? My Australian doctor
Wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid Austlalian docta, always want to opelate.
Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
100% of all non-smokers die
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13th June 2006, 04:57 PM #2
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13th June 2006, 11:29 PM #3
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Wongo.........I dudn't know your were a Kiwi
Originally Posted by Wongo
Always get a sicken opinion.
100% of all non-smokers die
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14th June 2006, 12:09 AM #4
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14th June 2006, 02:28 AM #5
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hooly dooly, spots on tooly
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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14th June 2006, 02:56 PM #6
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14th June 2006, 03:02 PM #7
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Looks like he's a gonner 'ere
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18th June 2006, 09:46 AM #8
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MMMMM.. sounds much like Zaccary Syndrome to me!
Face look zaccary like a$$hole!I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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18th June 2006, 09:53 AM #9
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Wasn't that Ed Zachary????
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19th June 2006, 10:35 PM #10
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Was Spotty Tool's name Jack?
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