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View Poll Results: Did you tug your forelock or pat the corgi today?

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  • Yes (And I stood to attention)

    1 12.50%
  • No (I have no hair and the corgi's dead)

    2 25.00%
  • No (I went fishing)

    5 62.50%
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    I went to work this morning to do a small 3 hour job, got to work at 7 am it was pissing down, sat there for 10 minutes and got out in the rain to do the job as it HAD to be done today.

    Then spend the rest of the day between here and the shed making the Lamp of Orgasmo.

    Al

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    I had a productive day too. Cut 60 lengths of 70 x 19 Massara decking with the subbies beautiful Bosch 10" SCMS. Gotta get one. Must tell SWMBO that I can't finish the extension without one.
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    the Lamp of Orgasmo.

    Al
    ???? umm can I get one??
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand
    ???? umm can I get one??
    Im sorry but you must responsable for your own Orgasmo, as each Orgasmo is unique.

    Al

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    Al's Orgasmo is truly, incontrovertably, absolutely - unique...

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    Where's the pollies option?

    "Yes, but only when she's looking. When her back's turned, kick the corgi and tug my ..."
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Bah & Bloody humbug! One more public holiday that I have to pay all the staff for doing NOTHING!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodgy
    ...there's a dearth of corgi's in our neighbourhood..
    That's what happens when you live near Wongo
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    Quote Originally Posted by graemet
    Bah & Bloody humbug! One more public holiday that I have to pay all the staff for doing NOTHING!!!
    Grumpy old bugger.
    Check this out mate.

    PUBLIC HOLS IN OTHER COUNTRIES
    Brazil = 18
    Chile = 17
    Columbia = 19
    Costa Rica = 17
    Hong Kong = 16
    Venezuael = 15 (Including one called Spanishness Day)
    USA = 8
    UK = 8

    Australia = 9 (Blame Queen's Birthday on the Monarchists) :mad:

    I guess the only way to pay for less public holidays is become either Communist (Cuba = 4) or Moslem (Bahrain = 5)

    Its a good thing we are a country with a secular government otherwise we'd have twice as many Public Holidays for you to pay for.

    I reckon all our public holidays should be observed between christmas and New Year.

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by graemet
    Bah & Bloody humbug! One more public holiday that I have to pay all the staff for doing NOTHING!!!
    Lot of rubbish.:mad: :mad: :mad:

    Any employer that doesn't factor in the cost of public holidays as well as the other employee costs like sick pay, holiday pay, long service leave or superannuation shouldn't be in business. These costs should be calculated and allowed for when setting your charges and then set aside for when they arise.

    All your whinge shows is that you are not running your business effectively.


    Peter.

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    Stuff old Betty and all who sail in her! Me? Laid around in bed wiv me sheila and we dint fink of England!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Stuff old Betty and all who sail in her! Me? Laid around in bed wiv me sheila and we dint fink of England!
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Stuff old Betty and all who sail in her! Me? Laid around in bed wiv me sheila and we dint fink of England!
    Flew the Jolly Roger instead of the Union Jack
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld Bassoon
    Al's Orgasmo is truly, incontrovertably, absolutely - unique...
    It's Eunuch, if Al had anything to do with the design
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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