Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?

[Driver]

Wire brush and a dab or two of Dettol (it's a bit like after-shave).

Breed 'em tough where I come from.

[Landseka]

One sheet of paper is enough for the delicate among us.

Tear a hole in the middle of the sheet & poke your middle finger through it. :eek:

The paper is only there to protect the unused fingers during this phase of the operation.

BTW, don't throw away the piece of paper from the middle. There is a use for that.

Use that to clean under your fingernail.

[Auld Bassoon]

That'd make your eyes water Driver!

[Driver]

That'd make your eyes water Driver!

Yep. That Dettol does smart a bit!

[Jack E]

Folder.

We used to call the toliet paper that came in the army ration packs
Clint Eastwood,

It was rough as guts and takes $h1t from no one

Cheers, Jack

[Tornatus]

Yeah - remember, the Army gave you five tissue-thin pieces of paper in every rat-pack: two up, two down and one to polish off.

So I used to pinch a roll of the real stuff from the dunny back at camp, and carry it in a plastic bag in my pack. Some comforts you just can't do without - I can put up with a lot, as long as I am fundamentally comfortable (so to speak).

[havenoideaatall]

Yeah - remember, the Army gave you five tissue-thin pieces of paper in every rat-pack: two up, two down and one to polish off.

So I used to pinch a roll of the real stuff from the dunny back at camp, and carry it in a plastic bag in my pack. Some comforts you just can't do without - I can put up with a lot, as long as I am fundamentally comfortable (so to speak).

My wife folds mine.

Oh, there was me thinking the topic was about how tidy I was.

I,err, place (more like drop) my clothes on the floor.

[Rossluck]

Folders are retentive.

[journeyman Mick]

One sheet of paper is enough for the delicate among us.

Tear a hole in the middle of the sheet & poke your middle finger through it. :eek:

The paper is only there to protect the unused fingers during this phase of the operation.

BTW, don't throw away the piece of paper from the middle. There is a use for that.

Use that to clean under your fingernail.

Landseka,
I had this joke told to me (shown, really, but a "dry" run) by a bloke who went to Moscow and studied music back in the early '80s. It was a popular joke as "luxury" goods like toilet paper and razor blades were very hard to come by. As such it was seen as a subversive joke and you could get in a lot of trouble for telling it.

Mick

[ernknot]

Scrunch! What else can you do with the yellow pages??

[Iain]

Few years ago I was working in the high country, based at Surveyors Creek, a forestry camp where we employed a gang of blokes called Construction and Maintainance crew.
This were (in their words) real 'bushies', could round up 100 wild brumbies and hold them back with one hand while they cut down trees and built pens with the other, ride wild brumbies bareback, punch the crap out of each other after work just for fun, listen to Slim Dusty and enjoy it.
Now this bunch went on strike for two weeks, why? because the dunny paper in the camp was too rough for these bastions of the bush who claimed they would wipe their asre on a gum leaf if need be, but never, never, ever, rough dunny roll.
I should have asked them if they scrunched or folded.

[dazzler]

Go Folders!

Dirty stinken scrunchers---take that!

[dazzler]

When I build the new place I'm gunna put in a normal loo for swmbo and a

Squat'n'Mandi

for me.

No more scrunchen or folden

Just sweet, sweet, washin!

[echnidna]

This threads been running

for

so

long

that

I

thought

I'd

better

warn

youse

lot,

if'n

ya

keep

going

on

like

this,

theres

likely

to

be

a shortage of toilet paper in oz

and a lot less phone books