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  1. #1
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    Default Use of the "F" word

    When is F#$k Acceptable?

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
    been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the F#$k do you mean,
    we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



    10. "What the F#$k was that?"

    -- Mayor Of
    Hiroshima
    , 1945



    9. "Where did all those F#$king Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877





    8. "Any F#$king idiot
    could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938




    7. "It does so F#$king look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926




    6. "How the F#$k
    did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC




    5. "You want WHAT
    on the F#$king ceiling?"

    -- Michelang! elo, 1566




    4. "Where the F#$k are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937




    3. "Scattered F#$king showers,
    my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC




    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F#$k is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1998


    and a drum roll please............!




    1. "Geez, I didn't think

    they'd get this

    F#$king mad."

    -- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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    ... and when you nipped your thumb on the TS Keith???


    P

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    Almost Peter,

    For reaction, see response #10 above

    Cheers,
    Keith

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    funny bugger..
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Mucking refarkable fugoodnessake
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Like it ~ good one
    Bob

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    What about the space shuttle challenger?,

    "whats that F#@king button do?"
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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