A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said: "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said: "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear: "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
She smiled and said: "You will be when the tide comes in.