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Thread: Tafe course for blokeses
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21st May 2006, 06:00 PM #1
Tafe course for blokeses
>>>Winter classes for men at the learning center for adults.
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subjects, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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21st May 2006, 07:30 PM #2
Originally Posted by Christopha
Richard
sorry, the devil tempted me ... or was it Grunt:confused: