Tafe course for blokeses

[Christopha]

>>>Winter classes for men at the learning center for adults. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subjects, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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[Daddles]

Bloody hell! How many times is this same old thing going to get posted on here????

Richard

sorry, the devil tempted me ... or was it Grunt:confused: