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18th May 2006, 12:24 PM #16
RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!
for a good read - get a copy of "Battelfield Earth" by L Ron Hubbard. Sientology is not mentioned once.
Makes the vogons seem like a pack of lavendar smelling nancies.Zed
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18th May 2006, 12:36 PM #17
I went with SWMBO to the hardware store once. We got nails and a couple of tools then I said I have to get a pair of leather gloves. Well seeing I had 2 cubes of timber to pick up and carry around the worksite that was common sense I would have thought
WHAT she said. You can't get leather gloves what do you need them for, I could see her winding up for a real serve she was starting to glow red and her head was about to start spinning around when I clicked that being from Venus she was thinking I was going to get something pretty that cost a couple of hundred dollars. MMMMMMM dunno where you get that in Mitre 10 but anyway I picked up a pair and said you aren't thinking of what I am thinking of. Got a good humph over that one.
StudleyAussie Hardwood Number One
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18th May 2006, 05:12 PM #18Originally Posted by Zed
I don't think that Hubbard had decided to make lots of money by starting his own religion at that time. ... but I could be wrong.Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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18th May 2006, 05:16 PM #19
Oh whats the point? I feel so depressed anyway................
now theres someone at the door, suppose I had better get up and answer it, probably just a Vogon salesman..........................Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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18th May 2006, 05:21 PM #20
Well whadda you know? It wasn't a salesman, it was the postie with a free ticket to some sort of a restaurant. A really way out place. Pity robots don't eat. Now you feel all depressed again eh?
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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18th May 2006, 08:11 PM #21
On with the Hijack.
Arhhh Bob.... you may be the bloke to ask then.
I have just waded through a couple of Peter F. Hamilton's books
I don't mind his style.
What do you recommend?Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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18th May 2006, 08:53 PM #22Originally Posted by Bob WillsonAndrogens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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19th May 2006, 04:52 AM #23Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
They should be read in the order they were written to get the most out of them.
I liked the Peter Hamilton books but thought that he cheated on the conclusion.Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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19th May 2006, 07:35 AM #24
You guys are weird!
If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
Do both well!
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19th May 2006, 09:54 AM #25Originally Posted by Bob Willson
I=Iain M=Marvin (his real name is John but only his Mum calls him that)
I. What a beautiful sunny day
M. I'll probably get sunburnt
I. Congratulations on your promotion
M. Now everyone will be jealous and hate me
M. Everyone phones up and complain to me
I. Well, you do work for the ATO
M. The plumber charged me $150 for a new washer on the tap
I. Get another plumber
M. This one told me he is the cheapest so I'll stay with him
M. I was only offered $2000 as a trade in on my car
I. Well, it is a rusted out 1988 Commodore
M. Why does everyone come to me with their work problems
I. Could it be because you are in charge of the division?
M. I wanted to play hockey in Brisbane but no one has asked me to join
I. ???????????????
Despite this he's not a bad bloke but it is bloody funny sometimesStupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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19th May 2006, 01:57 PM #26Originally Posted by Bob Willson
Originally Posted by ernknotCliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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19th May 2006, 02:37 PM #27Originally Posted by Bob Willson
bob, battlefield earth is not the 10 volume saga - its a stand alone single volume novel. The set your thinking of "Mission Earth" , yes I agree.. 10 volumes is too much for one story... i couldnt finish it either. battlefield earth is another matter - not a bad read methinks.Zed
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19th May 2006, 09:04 PM #28
Oh yes. Sorry Zed, you are quite correct. Battlefield Earth was not too bad at all. Surprising when he wrote such utter crap later. Maybe somebody ghost wrote it for him.
It wasn't the number of volumes in the other saga, it was the putridity of the writing that amde me stop.Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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20th May 2006, 06:37 PM #29
Oim wid youse guyses, Battlefield Erf ws good b ut the MisionErf ones was crapp! His granma was real rooted an he was finkink his reedurs is stewpud!
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20th May 2006, 06:53 PM #30Originally Posted by Christopha
I notice a bit of a typo in there.
I don't believe there should be a space in the word 'but.'Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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