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16th May 2006, 05:55 PM #1
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Irish vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have
anymore children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative
was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the
smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he
could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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16th May 2006, 06:02 PM #2
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16th May 2006, 06:03 PM #3
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thats good....
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16th May 2006, 06:41 PM #4
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16th May 2006, 07:21 PM #5
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Let me guess, it doesn't work on Queenslanders as they can't figure out what comes after 2 anyway so they give up and throw away the can...
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
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16th May 2006, 07:34 PM #6
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I second that Cam
Dont you live in CANS:eek: :eek: Cliff
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16th May 2006, 07:37 PM #7
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16th May 2006, 10:23 PM #8
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Nuh, we wear thongs so we can use our toes. Originally Posted by CameronPotter
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Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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16th May 2006, 10:24 PM #9
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Nope, & I CAN spell. Originally Posted by fred.n
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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16th May 2006, 11:43 PM #10
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There's a can with some serious ring pull...
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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17th May 2006, 09:55 AM #11
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Makes a change from the Oirish terrorist and the handgrenade, and Scooter, that was bloody terrible
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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17th May 2006, 11:56 PM #12
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Cam mate those who live in glass houses..................
It doesn't work on tasmanians.... because the cracker would have gone off before he figured out which of his four ears to hold the can up to.
cheersAny thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
Most powertools have sharp teeth.
People are made of meat.
Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.
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18th May 2006, 10:37 AM #13
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Soundie - I was only responding to the fact that Cliff felt the need to tack his own little bit on the end (which I thought didn't really add to the joke). I wouldn't have much cared if the joke started off as being a Taswegian the whole way, but don't tack on a group at the bottom of the joke just for the sake of offending people. It doesn't make much sense to me...
Fair call about the ears though...
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18th May 2006, 01:00 PM #14
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You guessed wrong there, Originally Posted by CameronPotter
I posted it just how I received it from my uncle.
All I did was removed the FW:FW:FW: from the subject line & all the >>>>>> from the start of all the lines.Cliff.
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18th May 2006, 02:54 PM #15
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Fair enough. I still reckon that someone added that to the bottom at some stage as it isn't really part of the joke.
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