SWMBO's clothes

[Iain]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.
Should be a poll really.
After the shower post this seemed almost appropriate

[Kev Y.]

Iain.. your really begining to worry the hell out of me!

[havenoideaatall]

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

[echnidna]

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

So wot's yer cup size then ?

[havenoideaatall]

So wot's yer cup size then ?

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

[silentC]

Oh, sorry, excuse me, I think I've come though the wrong door...

[backs away]

[Auld Bassoon]

Jeepers mate!

[Auld Bassoon]

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

Are these two points related in some spectacularly horrible way :confused: :eek:

[Groggy]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.

I wear her clothes and run out in the street. That way some people actually believe I wear the pants in this family.

[scooter]

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

Those G strings can be murder, tho'

[Iain]

Those G strings can be murder, tho'

I believe trip to the vet can cure that, they use a general too
My dogs have never complained, but they do bark an octave higher now

[scooter]

Reminds me of the Larson cartoon:

[Bob38S]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.
Should be a poll really.
After the shower post this seemed almost appropriate

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

[Daddles]

So Bob, do you use SWMBO's thongs or do you have a pink pair hidden in the shed?

Richard

[Christopha]

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

Strewth Bob! What a mental piccy! You and yer missus wearin' nuffin but your stubbies an' thongs..... does get them big chesty things caught in machinery often?:confused: