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  1. 23rd May 2003, 11:21 AM #1
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    Talking Falling Asleep In Sunday School

    Rick and Adam had a sleep over. Rick said to Adam, "I'm gonna stay up late so I'll fall asleep in Sunday School tomorrow."

    The next day Rick falls asleep in Sunday School. The Sunday school teacher asks, "Who is our Lord and savoir?" So Adam pokes Rick with his pencil and Rick shouts, "OH MY GOD!" The teacher says, "Nice Job Rick!"

    Next she asks, "Who died on the cross for us?" So Adam pokes Rick with his pencil and Rick exclaims, "JESUS CHRIST!" "Good!" says the teacher.

    Next the teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after they had all their children?" Again, Adam pokes Rick with the pencil and Rick
    screams, "Adam, if you poke me with that thing one more time I'm
    break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
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  2. 7th May 2006, 10:16 PM #2
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    it may be an old thread but it made me laugh
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  3. 7th May 2006, 10:50 PM #3
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    Hey Stirlo ,
    is yer first name Rick??
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  4. 7th May 2006, 10:56 PM #4
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    na...........
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  5. 8th May 2006, 02:06 PM #5
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    A three-year bump: must be some kind of record. I guess good jokes are timeless
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  6. 8th May 2006, 09:20 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by zenwood
    A three-year bump: must be some kind of record. I guess good jokes are timeless
    funny how it got more responses 3 years down the track than it did when it was originally posted:eek:
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